About Me
Born the only child of a Catholic and a Jew, I was raised on a farm that bred emus for use in the automobile industry. As a child, I was sent to live with my uncle at Rikers and quickly learned the art of soap gripping. At 18 I entered the U.S.M.C., and remained there until I inherited both a cottage in the Hamptoms and a lisp, causing me to be discharged from the Marines as the Corps. could not tolerate my saying: "Themper fi" all the time. I have since nomed many cheezburgers. Yum.
My Family
Mom Webber (Procreatoress), Brother Webber (Older brother), Sister Webber (Younger sister)